They're Giving Me an ASBO: I'm so tired of this... →
quixoticandabsurd: So tired of it. Because seriously, nobody batted an eye when I was little and walked out of the theater after seeing Toy Story proclaiming, “Woody is so cool! I want to be just like him!” Nobody cared that I was a little girl looking up to a male character. Not a single…
pregnat4: DO SLOTHS GET ERECTIONS OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST WANT TO KNOW AND GOOGLE IS FAILING ME AND IF THEY DO THEN WOULD THEY LIKE VERY SLOWLY RISE UP AND LAST A LONG TIME BC SLOTHS ARE SLOW OR LIKE IDK??????
sweet-bitsy: I CAN’T STOP… OMG...
canadianpennies: lemonscenteddaves: therepresentativefromjingletown: gonnaslapabitch: causeallidoisdance: Just wow (via ohbabyitsnatalie)
maskedman: a… a girl? a girl that DOESN’T WANT TO MARRY RIGHT AWAY? lesbian. completelye Lesbo. all women that are straight know it is their duty to marry quicklty and have 938590385 childrens. Veyr gay… Brave rating? Gay/5. Also… they keep saying she would be the first homosexual princess, like it’s a big deal. Mulan was the first crossdressing Princess and dude… her future...
star-kiddie: thestoryofcolton: kyoukinohana: alittlebitofdisneymagic: mermaidchan05: princeofdoki: Instant reblog. stop what you’re doing and watch Not reblogging this is a federal offense. <3 I can understand if you don’t reblog this. It just means you are not a man. this will make a man out of me I’m never gonna catch my breath when I see this on my dash. I love...
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airbendertenzin: gaymerlag: “some of you are going to sh*t yourselves when you open a bag of skittles.”
knitmeapony: Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
teyuss: aries: angriest asshole award taurus: number two and loving it award gemini: superficial nervous wreck award cancer: crybaby emotionpants award leo: egotist extraordinaire award virgo: petty perfectionist award libra: indecisive “”“individual”“” award scorpio: secretive bastard award sagittarius: expert exaggerator award capricorn: condescending parent award aquarius: complete weirdo...
-scotty: sprint: eponiner: So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK. CRYING yessss lol
melancholyporridge: the only letters of the alphabet i need to know are U, S and A same Well played, Australia
sherlockchins: sunshien: my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance hahaha i just read gay porn #unpublished stories from independent writers online
cloysterbell: Fun fact: DOCTOR WHO IS NOT RETURNING ON AUGUST 25th. THERE IS NO CONFIRMED RELEASE DATE YET.