My mum was talking to my 8-year-old sister about...
Mum: And then God said to Sodom, "Take your wife and flee into the desert. Don't look back because that is a sin" but then his wife looked back and was turned into a salt pillar.
Sister: Oh no that's horrible! But what happened to his flea?
Sister: God told him to take his wife and flea into the desert!
Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
When you're in class bored and start making... →
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rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression
wonderarity: You can ship two men together without hating on a lady. You can ship two ladies together without hating on a man. You can ship a lady and a man together without hating on queer pairings. You can ship two (or more) characters who aren’t canonically together without hating on a canon couple. You can ship a canon couple and not hate on non-canon pairings. Basically you can ship...
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENCES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
he should outlive the stars: WTF fandom? →
lostwithoutmyconsultingdetective: tennantscookiejar: So David Tennant isn’t carrying the torch. Ok. Honestly, I never thought it would be him. Yes, it was his episode and it would have been AMAZING if they picked him, and it would have been him if the Olympics happened when he was…
Show Your Support for Marvel & DC's LGBT... →
undergrounduno: starkexpos: Hi Tumblr comics fans, Let’s accomplish some social good today. The organization One Million Moms, who describe themselves as “a network of Christian mothers and grandmothers taking a stand for our children who are exploited by the entertainment industry”, have recently released a statement asking for a write-in campaign to Marvel (owned by Disney) and DC (owned by...
the part of the show where sarah brags about her...
tsugiri: A, A-, A, B+ B+ was in Stats so really I couldn’t help it D: End of freshman year GPA is 3.750 awwww yeeaaahhhhh
Normal show fan: god, my show stresses me out.
Sherlock, Supernatural, Community, and Doctor Who fans: ARE YOU SERIOUS.
adding Community, because the other ones are freakin emotional and all on screen, Community keeps giving it's fans heart attacks due to off screen crap by the network.
I'm assuming the London Olympics will have...
Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself tonight.
A 90 years old man holds hands with his 40+...
prettybluescarf: I see bullying kids just because they’re adopted didn’t make the list…